....and later

6:22pm


Luxury Condos staring at 349,000. Offering the best views of the pike in all of Jersey! Who in their right minds would pay that? Even in B-town that can buy you a pretty nice house. Or, if you dare live out in the country, a really amazing house with land and GHOSTS! Anyway, who would pay that kind of money for like 850 SF of smelly ass living space???? OK, so we’re driving thru Jersey, like I said, and the rest of what I can see is all parking lots, factories, and of course highways. Then OF COURSE we hit the whole NYC area at 4:30, just in time for rush hour traffic. Gas, Gas, Brake. Gas, Brake, Gas. Honk, Honk, PUNCH! GAS, GAS, GAS. These people are truly crazy!!! Side note: I was hoping to catch I glimpse of the Jersey Devil (yeah, yeah, I know I’m in the total WRONG area of the state, at the total wrong time of day, but can you blame me for looking anyway?) But I DID discover a NEW species, the Jersey Douche Bag aka IROC, Latin name: Lexus Douche Bagus Maximus………